Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Breaking News: John Bolton is an Idiot
Somewhere, I like to think the following conversation is taking place. (Apologies to Mike Judge.)
First Guy: Well, at least your name isn't John Bolton.
Second Guy: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
FG: There was nothing wrong with it until that no-talent neocon got nominated to diplomatic posts and started writing Op-Eds.
SG: You know, you could go by Jonathan.
FG: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks at diplomacy.
First Guy: Well, at least your name isn't John Bolton.
Second Guy: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
FG: There was nothing wrong with it until that no-talent neocon got nominated to diplomatic posts and started writing Op-Eds.
SG: You know, you could go by Jonathan.
FG: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks at diplomacy.
Labels: American politics, north korea
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